I’m talking about this. [Which should be just below you now…]
Okay, let’s take it piece by piece, and try not to bore the shit out of each other.
First of all, the style. It is not a conventional piece, neither utilising first or third person. As a lot of postmodern writers do nowadays, it uses something from the new media, the online dating profile, and tries to infuse the meaning into both the short answers and longer descriptions.